Informed Consent
Presented by a priest who will die during this year’s festival
Nice to see you again
A thirteen-point-something billion year
Evolutionary history leads to you here
An orientation to ritual scenography
Welcome to the workshop and our community
We are here to bother you
Note the disclaimer on every door
A dangerous cult? We cannot be sure
Count the seats to the nearest exit
And seek professional help if you experience symptoms
Of destructive nihilism
We appreciate your feedback

What might you do before you die?
We are all unique experiments of the evolution of the cosmos
We awaken and ask
What the fuck is going on here?
What is important?
What might I do?
As meaning-making machines
We replay our stories
Reinforcing habits of mind
Let us replace habit with novelty
And perform rituals of experimental design
Ritual design for mythic hygiene
We reshape our myths with mindful intention
To foster a more just and peaceful world
To avoid adding to the suffering in the world
To prevent or delay the next Holocaust
We celebrate and leverage our unique experiment
We relinquish control over ultimate outcomes
And drop ourselves into the confusion
This is what we do
Before we die and as we die
We plan for a joyful and meaningful contribution
We plan for a wonderful death
